I Am Biodegradable - My Writing Is Not
I Am Biodegradable - My Writing Is Not
My dad was wrong. I just discovered that I am good for nuthin’ after all. In fact I’ve been good for nuthin’ all along. I am 100% biodegradable and that means I can be recycled into nuthin’. It also means that irs refund mailing dates no matter how much I waste, no matter how much I consume, no matter how much I pollute, in the end I am environment-friendly. Best of all, I now have an end use.
Now that’s something to put on my resume!
This comes as particularly good news to somebody who is not sure what his purpose is. Sometimes I write these humor columns, pretending to be funny. Sometimes people even laugh, and I worry that it might be the start of an ominous trend.
Sometimes I am format pidato selling my happiness book, pretending to be a successful author. With 2,000 copies of my book keeping the floor from floating upwards, perhaps I AM successful. Levitating floors are generally not sample letter for a certificate considered signs of success in this part of the country.
Sometimes I am optimizing websites for search engine rankings. “What exactly does that mean?” I am often asked.
“Well…it means that I get my clients’ site high up in the searches.” Blank stare.
I try
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